Witty Thursday

Have you ever been scrolling through Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, or Instagram and saw an extremely funny post and screenshotted it and saved it in your phone? I have done that PLENTY of times, actually, I’ve done it so much that I had to clear out my phone I was running out of space.

But, nonetheless, it’s Thursday, almost Friday and I wanted to share some of the funnies with y’all.

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I legitimately laughed at this harder than what I should have.
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Damnnnn Daniel.
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Because WE all have that one friend who’s log-ins we have to look at a certain someones  page.
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If I had a perfect picture to describe me, this is it bro.
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If there was another picture to describe me, this is it as well.  I’m 5’9, I need someone to compliment my height.
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Lol, I’ve had this happen before.
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But I was that smart kid.  Like bruh, if I can do my own homework so can your ugly ass.
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YES, YES, YES.  I have it really bad when it comes to mosquitoes.  They tear my ass up and don’t let me go to my hometown, Clarksdale, MS.  They really be tagging my ass.
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I never had this problem because I always had someone in the house with me to help out, but this is SO funny.
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“Toodles” lol
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lol, if this ain’t the truth.  I had to teach my nephew this because his ass surely was about to run to the door when they rang that doorbell.
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If this ain’t the truth.  I was walking downtown one day and of course, I had my natural hair out.  Dude was trying to holler and I said no, and his reply was, “That’s why you a nappy headed ass bitch anyway.”
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Bout one of the realest post I’ve ever seen.
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Because this gas has to last until pay day on Friday.
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This is so funny to me. haha
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Be pulling all types of answers out your ass.
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lol, I am crineeeee.
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Why would she play like this y’all?
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I swear, honey.  I don’t give a damn.
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Don’t flex. We’ve all had a moment like this.  I probably had two or three moments like this past weekend.

Author: jasminechockaday

spontaneous introverted goofball with a love for writing

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